Mildly amusing (to me) words that came out of my mouth last week
"The meek may inherit the earth...but everyone else is going to screw it up so badly by the time they get it, I'm not sure it'll be worth it."
"I officially give up on my one-big-happy-yet-dysfunctional-family theory of organizations today."
"Wow. For someone who's supposed to be smart, that was pretty stupid."
"I can no longer add any value to this conversation. I'm going to go and eat a cookie."